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Thursday, October 05, 2006 

I'm a grad student. I read good.

While riding the bus home from campus tonight, I noticed a lawn sign that read:

KAREN CLARK
for state representative

In my brilliance, I misread it and for a moment was entirely confused as to why in God's name anyone would advertise a prostate representative.

My reading comprehension is totally stellar. I think I'm ready to graduate now.