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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 

Love and pestilence

Me: "I had a dream that you had the Ebola virus."
IrishTenor: "I had the Ebola virus."
Me: "Yeah, and you gave it to me. I was pissed."
IrishTenor: "Fuck you! I had Ebola."
Me: "No, you were one of the 5% that doesn't get sick and die. I had Ebola."
IrishTenor: "Haha, you had Ebola."