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Sunday, August 12, 2007 

I have no words for this one.

I was at a bar in Uptown on Friday night, and as I was weaving through the crowd, a creepy-looking Asian guy with glasses and a molestorstache pulled me aside, peered into my face, and asked me, "Are you Asian?"

That would be the only moment were it is not ill-advised to retort:

"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!"

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