Arbusto demonstrates respect for academia
Me (jubilantly): "So after this spring, I only have three more course requirements left!"
Arbusto: "And then your thesis."
Me: "Wait, did you say 'thesis' or 'feces'?"
Arbusto (after a split second of deliberation): "They are the same."
Arbusto: "And then your thesis."
Me: "Wait, did you say 'thesis' or 'feces'?"
Arbusto (after a split second of deliberation): "They are the same."