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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 

How to make a banana penguin

  1. Obtain a banana, preferably of at least medium size.
  2. Take the banana by the stem and peel straight backward about halfway down the banana.
  3. Split the rest of the peel in half, so there are two pieces of peel, one on each side; peel these about halfway down the banana.
  4. Take a small bite from the top of the banana.
  5. Flip the piece with the stem back over the top.
  6. Make penguin noises.
  7. Name your penguin (optional).

Did I teach you this in undergrad during Philosphy of Religion? It's a very philosophical thing to do: does the penguin have feelings; is it wrong to make a banana into an animal; and then eat it; does that make you a carnivore at that moment?

Girl.....I have no words. But you KNOW I'm so gonna try this when I get home tonight. I'm naming mine "Chilly".

Arbusto: I learned this from a co-worker. You did not teach me. It does seem a bit philosophical, though.

Hmm... too much time on one's hands?

So then you teach me back in undergrad? I remember playing around with this penguin in that class.

Did you guys take Philosophy of Religion from Loyal Rue?

I totally remember doing that in the caf. Ah, the caf. You know there's a facebook group dedicated to that scary man behind the dessert counter.

Dan: Yes, probably.

Genevieve: No, it wasn't Loyal Rue. I actually forgot the guy's name. Kent something?

Kent Simmonds (or Simmons), something like that.

I'm going to post pictures!!! And I'm going to link you!!

Next time in the caf, I am SO doing this. If I get weird looks, I'll just blame you, but if I get laughs, I'm taking all the credit ;o) (JK!)

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