I have no future as a psychotherapist
IrishTenor: "So. How far are you on the Lord of the Rings trilogy?"
Me: "Not this again..."
IrishTenor: "You better have the whole trilogy read. By June 14. Or I'll...well, I don't know what I'll do, but that's a threat."
Me (tiredly): "I don't think threats are healthy in a relationship."
IrishTenor (turns toward wall): "You hear that? Little Miss Psychologist over here doesn't think threats are healthy."
Me: "Who are you talking to?"
IrishTenor: "My imaginary friend. How's that for healthy?"
Me: "Not this again..."
IrishTenor: "You better have the whole trilogy read. By June 14. Or I'll...well, I don't know what I'll do, but that's a threat."
Me (tiredly): "I don't think threats are healthy in a relationship."
IrishTenor (turns toward wall): "You hear that? Little Miss Psychologist over here doesn't think threats are healthy."
Me: "Who are you talking to?"
IrishTenor: "My imaginary friend. How's that for healthy?"

You do realize that June 14th was 14 days ago, right?
Posted by
kitty Cat |
1:02 PM, June 28, 2005
She's the one talking to walls now.
Posted by
Arbusto |
1:07 PM, June 28, 2005